Secret Agent Man – Blow your cover?

I was wondering the other day about secret agents. After some thinking, I came up with a lot of questions.

  • Do you have a strict diet?
  • Are there particular missions you cannot do if you snore?
  • Do you have medicine to counter the effects of particular food?

See, I wonder first off, if you are a secret agent or spy, what kind of diet do you have to follow. I know a diet is important in order for one to function, but normal people such as myself can get away with eating crap and living with some gas for the afternoon. A spy on the other hand, may blow their cover, literally!

Now what if you snore and you were supposed to steak out somewhere. Again, this could just blow your cover if you fell asleep. Now, I know your not supposed to sleep but I am sure there could be situations where you can lay low till the morning as long as you keep quiet your pretty safe. That’s where the snoring could ruin it for you.

Finally, are there special pills you take to stop farting? I bet there are. I also bet the existence of such pills are covered up by the government. Joking!

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